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Re: Video Clips

Postby Doug » Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:23 pm

DOUG
Lois from The Family Guy figures out how to win elections. (Length: 1:39)

See here.

It's scary because it is too true!
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Re: Video Clips

Postby L.Wood » Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:10 pm

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It's scary because it is too true!


Seems the only thing local candidate Mark Martin (Fundamentalist-Prairie Grove) has to say against his opponent in Ark's Sec of State race is
"Obama."

Watch it here..play arrow is difficult to see inside the AETN-Election seal.

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Re: Video Clips

Postby Dardedar » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:48 pm

'The Colbert Report': Goats Are Stealing American Jobs (VIDEO)

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"On Thursday's "The Colbert Report," a dangerous new threat to the American workforce is highlighted in the segment "People Destroying America."

Tammy Dunakin won't employ American citizens for her landscaping business, and her undocumented workers are taking jobs extremely vital to hardworking Americans in this time of economic struggle. But she's not employing illegal immigrants; they're just goats.

"I will not be satisfied until goats are doing all the landscaping jobs in this country," Dunakin tells "The Colbert Report." The merits of her 130 hungry mammals aren't unfounded; according to Dunakin and one of her clients, the goats are able to work 24 hours a day, can easily get to places that machinery and people can't safely reach and are good for the environment. Best of all, the goats cost $2,500 to work an acre that would cost a human crew $10,000.

Naturally, her competitors aren't happy. "This woman's completely out of her f--king mind," one landscaper says, while another knocks the downside of Dunakin's animals: "I don't think we would ever poop on a job site."
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Re: Video Clips

Postby L.Wood » Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:41 pm

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Kids say the darnest things, especially when questioning British clergy. "Why couldn't baby Jesus just zap Herrod?"

Here it is.
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Re: Video Clips

Postby Dardedar » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:32 am

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Re: Video Clips

Postby Doug » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:22 pm

Darrel wrote:Jesus Loves You.


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That was really funny!
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Re: Video Clips

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Re: Video Clips

Postby Dardedar » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:26 pm

Via Larry W.

How to blow a turkey call.
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Re: Video Clips

Postby Dardedar » Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:22 pm

The moral of this story: A boom box is not a toy.

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Re: Video Clips

Postby Dardedar » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:49 pm

The moral of this story: A boom box is not a toy.

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Re: Video Clips

Postby L.Wood » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:47 pm

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Why do atheists have no HYMNS? Steve Martin fixes that.

A Compendium of Religious Music Resources (Steve Martin Edition)
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Re: Video Clips

Postby Doug » Mon May 02, 2011 8:22 pm

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Re: Video Clips

Postby Dardedar » Mon May 09, 2011 11:18 pm

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