This may be the best religion of all: Tarvuism

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This may be the best religion of all: Tarvuism

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Here is a little summary on Tarvuism:
Since the dawn of time, mankind has searched for the meaning of life and existence. Who are we? Why are we here? Where are we going? But thanks to Tarvu - Lord and Master of the Universes - mankind can find the answers to all of life's questions.

Tarvu - creator of Universe A and Universe B (we live in Universe B) - came to Earth over 3,000 years ago as a tiny baby boy. After landing in the oceans, and swimming with Oobu the holy octopus, Tarvu came ashore and lived amongst men and women so that he could teach them "to live". Soon his Word spread, and that Word became Tarvuism.

Tarvuism is one of the oldest and largest religions in the world, with over 1 billion followers in over 150 countries - from afar as Iceland to Timonia - speaking as many languages. As Tarvu said "Every land is nice, and everyone who lives there is nice too". (Chronicles of Amzamiviram, Cpt 44).

Tarvu's teachings - in the holy book, The Tarvunty - show man and woman the path to true righteousness. His Word points to a unifying vision of the purpose of existence (or 'mdfitty numnum') and lead, ultimately, to a Tarvunian paradise.

Praise Tarvu!
I think this could be bigger than the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn! This, is some good shit.

What Tarvuists believe:

* Tarvu is our Lord God
* There are two universes
* The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
* We should all "be nice"
* Men and women are equal (to each other)
* Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
* Octopuses are holy creatures
* Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

And look at all the happy people!

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Re: This may be the best religion of all: Tarvuism

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Is the dog a Tarvuist too? And what are the opinions of the other major religions???
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