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Reward: Bring in Bigfoot, Get a Free House

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:09 pm
by fayfreethinker
Bring in Bigfoot, We'll Give you a House

Hello everyone. From time to time the Fayetteville Freethinkers have offered rewards for evidence of paranormal powers demonstrated under careful and proper observing conditions. It's been reported that Arkansas is in 3rd place for having a lot of "Bigfoot" activity, so on behalf of one of our members, we are offering the reward of a house in Fayetteville to anyone who can catch Bigfoot and bring him in.

The following affidavit provides the legal details and is presented to demonstrate the full legitimacy and legally binding nature of this offer:

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If you have Bigfoot, contact this attorney. Other inquires can be directed to: fayfreethinkers@yahoo.com

UPDATE: A Mr. Coleman at Cryptomumdo has posted several pictures of unlivable homes which obviously are not relevant to our offer above.

Further information: The home being offered as reward was built in the 1970's, is currently occupied, rents for $550, has an enclosed garage and sits on .75 of an acre in the city of Fayetteville. It's approximate realistic value (somewhat depressed in today's market) is $80,000. Reasonable people will understand that giving the location or posting a picture would open its present occupant to potential harassment.

Re: Reward: Bring in Bigfoot, Get a Free House

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:48 pm
by Dardedar
While looking to capture a picture of "Bigfoot," Sony recommends using their very crisp 24.6 megapixel camera (my first digital camera was a .6 megapixel). Can you look carefully at this picture and see why?

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Also, with that tricky stump in this pic, he may not only be known as Big "foot" any more.

Re: Reward: Bring in Bigfoot, Get a Free House

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:14 pm
by RobertMadewell
How can I add my $50,000 house in Harrison to this offer, with the exact same conditions, of course?

Re: Reward: Bring in Bigfoot, Get a Free House

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:20 pm
by RobertMadewell
I also have a hunch that the bigfoot ledgend may be inspired by a real animal that is now extinct. That being the case, this animal is ineligible for the prize because it neither walked on two legs (but could stand upright for long period time) nor is an ape or hominim. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothrotheriops

Re: Reward: Bring in Bigfoot, Get a Free House

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:31 am
by Dardedar
RobertMadewell wrote:How can I add my $50,000 house in Harrison to this offer, with the exact same conditions, of course?
I suppose you could talk contact the attorney and see. Could complicate things though.
have a hunch that the bigfoot ledgend may be inspired by a real animal that is now extinct.
About a million years ago. A very long time indeed.

Re: Reward: Bring in Bigfoot, Get a Free House

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:31 pm
by Dardedar
Lufkin man puts 'Bigfoot hair' up for sale

"While Ty Shafer of Lufkin cannot be 100 percent certain the lock of hair he has in his possession is from Bigfoot himself, he is selling the novelty item for $30."

Re: Reward: Bring in Bigfoot, Get a Free House

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:55 pm
by Dardedar
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Re: Reward: Bring in Bigfoot, Get a Free House

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:02 am
by Dardedar
Bump.