Bring in Bigfoot, We'll Give you a House
Hello everyone. From time to time the Fayetteville Freethinkers have offered rewards
for evidence of paranormal powers demonstrated under careful and proper observing conditions. It's been reported that Arkansas is in 3rd place for having a lot of "Bigfoot" activity, so on behalf of one of our members, we are offering the reward of a house in Fayetteville to anyone who can catch Bigfoot and bring him in.
The following affidavit provides the legal details and is presented to demonstrate the full legitimacy and legally binding nature of this offer:
If you have Bigfoot, contact this attorney. Other inquires can be directed to: email@example.comUPDATE:
A Mr. Coleman at Cryptomumdo
has posted several pictures of unlivable homes which obviously are not relevant to our offer above.
Further information: The home being offered as reward was built in the 1970's, is currently occupied, rents for $550, has an enclosed garage and sits on .75 of an acre in the city of Fayetteville. It's approximate realistic value (somewhat depressed in today's market) is $80,000. Reasonable people will understand that giving the location or posting a picture would open its present occupant to potential harassment.