Ghost in a Bottle

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Doug
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Ghost in a Bottle

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People had (allegedly) sold ghosts in old bottles before on Ebay, but this company mass produces them in special bottles.

But don't open them! They say you don't know if you're getting a nice ghost or a mean one. But they are caught by bona fide ghostbusters. I wonder if they use the atomic backpacks...

20 bucks a bottle.

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See here.

Each Ghost is captured from a reported haunted establishment, (house, hotel, ship, cemetery, etc), by our Ghost Hunters.

We seal the ghost in it's own bottle. The bottle is sealed for your protection.

No maintenance required; except occasional dusting.

You may release the Ghost at your own discretion and at your own risk.

The Ghost in the Bottle is contained mysteriously and is therefore sealed with wax shortly after the Ghost is caught. The bottle is sealed for your protection. It comes with very important information . We supply the Ghost, you supply the name. Individual Ghost experiences may vary as "Each Ghost is Unique"!

Each Ghost also comes with a "Ghost Certificate" which is signed by the Ghost Hunter that captures each Ghost and is engraved with a Ghost Hunters seal.

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Isn't that just like corporate America!

Ghost Busters spun off another bidness--Ghost Bottlers, Inc.
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Give me one, I'll open it, while reciting the lord's prayer backward and walking under 13 ladders.
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