Forgotten Anniversary (rated g)
Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift
- wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Larry has been missing
since Friday
Anniversary
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JamesH
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- Location: Springfield, MO
Anniversary
JamesH
"Knowledge will set you free, but freedom comes with responsibilities." I know that someone had to say that before me.
"Knowledge will set you free, but freedom comes with responsibilities." I know that someone had to say that before me.